True Myths:

MSKing does not promise that all myths listed here are true or even existed before this page came into being.

1. Dragonflies eat 80% of all domesticated fruit bats.
2. hirty-six percent of all purple-spotted cows are carnivorous. They hunt in packs of fifty with one or two jokers who may come along.
3. There's a place in southern Mongolia where all the trees grow upside down. To hang someone, a branch would be dug out to which a rope was fastened. Then, with the noose about the hangee's neck and another rope tied about his ankles, the populace would loop the ankle rope over a root and heave on it screaming, 'Hang! ye bloody bastard!'
4. There's an airport in Utah where, instead of polygamy, men marry and attempt to impregnate multiple planes.
5. An ancient city known today as the Golden City of Torture (insert a 'lost' anywhere) was actually a city specializing in gold paints and ceremonial dentistry.
6. Farmers in Texas and Antartica have been hunting winged fish for years. The farmers claim that the fish have been descending from the sky and descimate the prairie dog herds. Animal rights fanatics are skeptical and demand the fish be left alone.
7. Twenty percent of all fake flowers are made by the nocturnal elves of Walnut Grove.
8. Smoking cheap office carpet has been proven to prevent foot cancer.
9. ...and fell out of fashion in 1606 E.R. after a goat ate the queen's petticoats.
10. Edible petticoats and overcoats were all the rage in the courts of Fence in 1605 E.R...
11. Frogs with two heads have been living in the Sahara Desert ponds for hundreds of years. Their cities of glass and lily pads are far more sophisticated than those of humans proving that two heads are better than one.
12. Sightings of flying saucers in Iowa are really test flights of an awesome new frisbee according to Xxekrole of the Finthin Galaxy, who owns the frisbee factory.