Essays:

I haven't written many essays lately so these are all pretty old. :/

11. Splash Pages - Because useless things are fun. Not.

10. Crocodile Tears - Who needs sincerity when you can be polite?

9. Small Boobs, No Bra - Dear Purchaser: I hate you.

8. Mandatory Bra Wearing - MSKing against mandatory bra wearing.

7. Swearing - Swear. Don't swear. Blah, blah. Those with delicate ears should exit the building...through a top story window.

6. Clue - An exercise in description.

5. I Disclaim - Why do I have my disclaimer? Well...

4. Book: The Skies of Pern - McCaffery, ya done cats wrong.

3. Frames - Too many frames, too little need for them.

2. The Blame - It's all _your_ fault. I don't care what, just all of it.

1. Project TSTL - If I were crowned Miss Universe, I would bring light to my old high school.