[H]About MSKing

About MSKing:

• MSKing's lj
• Conversation Snippets: - Archive #2; - Archive #1
Name: Lisa "MSKing" Osman
Age: twenties
Height: not really
Location: America
Alive: yes
Attention span: minimal
Profession: hermit
Super power: BS
Weapon of choice: standard-issue gerbil
Weaknesses: procrastination, tv, ass-shaking husband (Adrian)

Loves:

Adrian, warmth, butterflies, water, web & graphic design, blankets (esp. fur), running, cats, animation, nail polish, colorful ink, grass, roses, libraries, gardens, My Little Ponies, unicorns, reading, writing, world-building, colorful glass, drawing/painting, feathers, fantasy, mythology, fairy tales (esp. novel-length), bonsai trees, rain storms, music videos

Favorites:

Movies:

• The Last Unicorn (#1, always)

• First Wives Club

• What Dreams May Come

• Dark Knight

• A.I.

• Serenity

• Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

• How Stella Got Her Groove Back

• Thomas Crowne Affair (1999)

• Spirited Away

T.V.:

• Disney's Gargoyles

• Battlestar Galactica

• 08th MS Team

• Outlaw Star

• Utena

• Wolf's Rain

• Big O

• Twelve Kingdoms

• Firefly

Authors:

• Lois McMaster Bujold (a GOD)

• Sheri S. Tepper

• Robin McKinley

• Elizabeth Moon

• Barbara Hambly

• Robin Hobb

• Walter Jon Williams

• George R. R. Martin

Books: mostly fantasy and SF

• Leaf by Niggle (J.R.R. Tolkien)

• The Four Gallant Sisters (Eric A. Kimmel)

• The Ordinary Princess (M.M. Kaye)

• The Sleep of Stone (Susan Cooper)

• Beauty (Robin McKinley)

• Deerskin (Robin McKinley)

• The Immortals (Tracy Hickman)

• Grass (Sheri S. Tepper)

• S: The Vorkosigan Saga (Bujold)

• S: Song of Ice and Fire (Martin)

Contradictions of MSKing

A few quick things about me. I was born and raised on Terra, but my mind is usually elsewhere. I like to be barefoot but not pregnant (that would just be odd). I love fire and glowy things, but I also dream of having a house with a fountain big enough to wade in. I am a hermit, the domesticated, non-smelly kind. I listen to the Somewhere In Time soundtrack to lure my brain cells into slumber, but I hate the movie. I love beauty and textures and making things that are beautiful, but I procrastinate when it comes to buying or making such things. I hate junk. I especially hate constantly being surrounded by it so I try to keep my possessions down to a minimum (and it's not working because I have a hard time throwing things out once I've got them and my art requires lots of materials to work with). I hope you're happy. Even if I want nothing to do with you, I hope you are.

Oh, and I'm silly. Obviously.

Rules to live by:

No proposing marriage to writers/artists that one admires. Bigamy isn't allowed anyway. :(
One may threaten to poke the eyes out of five people a day and no more.
If beautiful person follows one home, may keep only if one did not lure with food. That's cheating.
One may only rewrite this part of the site 2-3 times a year.
If one is stuck behind someone who is walking really slowly, one may not do anything that will endanger the lives of those who can move at a reasonable pace.
Unscheduled smiting? Think again.
To avoid nagging, one may only pick up shiney objects if one's mother is not looking...
...and one mustn't put them in one's mouth, even if she's still distracted and it looks yummy.
One must discuss all questions instead of answering them.
All pets must be informed they are strictly a backup food supply before one takes them home.
Every time one wears an article of clothing with decorative pockets, must give lecture to one or more hapless soul(s) on the value of practical pockets and how good stuff and the ability to carry it everywhere in a manner that leaves the hands free is. Ten minutes or more.
One will not use powers of crowding to herd other humans across the room. The cat, however, is free game.

About MSKing: • MSKing's lj • Conversation Snippets - Archive #2 - Archive #1 Name: Lisa "MSKing" Osman Age: twenties Height: not really Location: America Alive: yes Attention span: minimal Profession: hermit Super power: BS Weapon of choice: standard-issue gerbil Weaknesses: procrastination, tv, ass-shaking husband (Adrian) Loves: Adrian, warmth, butterflies, water, web & graphic design, blankets (esp. fur), running, cats, animation, nail polish, colorful ink, grass, roses, libraries, gardens, My Little Ponies, unicorns, reading, writing, world-building, colorful glass, drawing/painting, feathers, fantasy, mythology, fairy tales (esp. novel-length), bonsai trees, rain storms, music videos Favorites: Movies: • The Last Unicorn (#1, always) • First Wives Club • What Dreams May Come • Dark Knight • A.I. • Serenity • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind • How Stella Got Her Groove Back • Thomas Crowne Affair (1999) • Spirited Away T.V.: • Disney's Gargoyles • Battlestar Galactica • 08th MS Team • Outlaw Star • Utena • Wolf's Rain • Big O • Twelve Kingdoms • Firefly Authors: • Lois McMaster Bujold (a GOD) • Sheri S. Tepper • Robin McKinley • Elizabeth Moon • Barbara Hambly • Robin Hobb • Walter Jon Williams • George R. R. Martin Books: mostly fantasy and SF • Leaf by Niggle (J.R.R. Tolkien) • The Four Gallant Sisters (Eric A. Kimmel) • The Ordinary Princess (M.M. Kaye) • The Sleep of Stone (Susan Cooper) • Beauty (Robin McKinley) • Deerskin (Robin McKinley) • The Immortals (Tracy Hickman) • Grass (Sheri S. Tepper) • S: The Vorkosigan Saga (Bujold) • S: Song of Ice and Fire (Martin)		Contradictions of MSKing A few quick things about me. I was born and raised on Terra, but my mind is usually elsewhere. I like to be barefoot but not pregnant (that would just be odd). I love fire and glowy things, but I also dream of having a house with a fountain big enough to wade in. I am a hermit, the domesticated, non-smelly kind. I listen to the Somewhere In Time soundtrack to lure my brain cells into slumber, but I hate the movie. I love beauty and textures and making things that are beautiful, but I procrastinate when it comes to buying or making such things. I hate junk. I especially hate constantly being surrounded by it so I try to keep my possessions down to a minimum (and it's not working because I have a hard time throwing things out once I've got them and my art requires lots of materials to work with). I hope you're happy. Even if I want nothing to do with you, I hope you are. Oh, and I'm silly. Obviously. Rules to live by: No proposing marriage to writers/artists that one admires. Bigamy isn't allowed anyway. :( One may threaten to poke the eyes out of five people a day and no more. If beautiful person follows one home, may keep only if one did not lure with food. That's cheating. One may only rewrite this part of the site 2-3 times a year. If one is stuck behind someone who is walking really slowly, one may not do anything that will endanger the lives of those who can move at a reasonable pace. Unscheduled smiting? Think again. To avoid nagging, one may only pick up shiney objects if one's mother is not looking... ...and one mustn't put them in one's mouth, even if she's still distracted and it looks yummy. One must discuss all questions instead of answering them. All pets must be informed they are strictly a backup food supply before one takes them home. Every time one wears an article of clothing with decorative pockets, must give lecture to one or more hapless soul(s) on the value of practical pockets and how good stuff and the ability to carry it everywhere in a manner that leaves the hands free is. Ten minutes or more. One will not use powers of crowding to herd other humans across the room. The cat, however, is free game.
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