[H]Conversation Archive #2

Conversation Archive #2:

I do not ask people permission to put these up here. Then again, I don't put up something unless it's funny and harmless. Names are often omitted, spelling errors are not.

[Firebyrd] Oh, yes, he said that you throw the word evil around like it was halloween candy
*giggles*

[MSKing] It is Halloween candy.
Didn't he know? O.O

[MSKing] And then we threw things at each other. Just to stay awake.

[Firebyrd] LOL

[MSKing] Do you do that in offices?

[Firebyrd] No

[MSKing] You're missing out.
Nothing like chucking a little package of baby wipes and seeing it stick to your victim.

[MSKing] Why do you call me to serve myself when neither of you have served yourselves yet and we'll only get in each other's way?

[Dad] So you can wait in line behind me.

[MSKing] Ass.

[Mom] Dad, she called you an ass.

[MSKing] No I didn't.
Look. There's an ass right there--
...
Oh, that is Dad.

[Mom] You'd better run.

[MSKing] *laugh*

[MSKing] You couldn't possibly make me think.

[Dad] You don't think I could make life hard for you?

[MSKing] I said "think."

Projecting, aren't we? *cackles*

[Dad] Isn't there enough [chocolate milk] for both of us?

[MSKing] I've been drinking it on the side. I don't really feel like having any now.

[Dad] I'll bet you've been drinking it on the sly!

[MSKing] "Side," not "sly!"

[Mom] I think he was right.

You see how they're both against me? *sniffsniff*

[Dad] People are stupid.
They pay more for [bottled] water than they pay for gas.

[MSKing] Yeah.
And then they bitch about the gas.

[Firebyrd] Wazzup?

[MSKing] Penguins.

[Firebyrd] Cool. Cute little buggers, aren't they?

[MSKing] This one squeaks if you abuse its belly.

Because it's a toy. I don't abuse real penguins...or at least I never get caught at it.

[MSKing] Pat the baby for me or something.
Whatever you do with babies.

Yes, I am sooo funny. I've got the laughs to prove it. :)

[Mom] We heard that, Dad!

[Sister] What did he say?

[Mom] He didn't say a word.

[MSKing] He spoke with his other cheeks. *snicker*

[Friend] what precisely is your buddy icon, btw?
it looks kinda anime

[MSKing] It's a skateboarder falling to his doom.

[Friend] ah! okay

[MSKing] It's from a watercolor doodle I did in high school. Always amused me so i said 'why not?'

[Friend] I was seeing the white space as something bear-ish with the skateboarder as an eye and the board an eyebrow or something
::shrug:: just me

[MSKing] No, I can sorta see it. It's just a weird picture.
Suits me, eh?

[Friend] hey, whatever works :-)

[MSKing] *l* I'll probably change it if I ever paint something I like enough.
Or I could throw a few lines together and make people try and guess what it is. Mwahahaaa!

[Friend] heh

[MSKing] And then I could say it's a zebra or something and they'd be like...I don't see it, MS.
And then I could insist that it is a zebra and be all upset.

[Friend] heh why can I see that?

[MSKing] Because it sounds like something I'd do.
But I'd blame it all on you.
:D

[Friend] now wait a sec... how'd I end up involved?

[MSKing] I was talking to you when I came up with it. Therefore, it's you're fault.

[Friend] lol you nut

[MSKing] No, no. It's a zebra. ;-)

It's always the fault of the person who gets my evil brain juices flowing. ;) Click on the icon to see the whole doodle.

Discussing pudding...

[Mother] It's either Devil's Food or chocolate.

[MSKing] I bet it's Devil's Food.
Because the devil is stripped.

No, we're not talking about drugs.

[Firebyrd] well, I guess I feel that way since I've been working my butt off

[MSKing] Yep.
People who do nothing all day know better.

[Firebyrd] like you *glares*
you haven't done anything on the pot shop yet, have you?

[MSKing] I've thought about working on it.

[Mother] I thought you were going to cut back.

[MSKing] I am cutting back; I'm buying cheap nailpolish.
They're on sale!

Little things can make me happy...

[MSKing] A few days ago I had to firmly keep falling back asleep because they were drilling holes to lay down pipe.

[Firebyrd] LOL

[MSKing] But I managed to sleep in until 12. *cheers*

[Firebyrd] Let's see. Who am I going to believe, you or him?

[MSKing] Me.
You've known me longer and you know I'm lying to you.

Conversation Archive #2: I do not ask people permission to put these up here. Then again, I don't put up something unless it's funny and harmless. Names are often omitted, spelling errors are not. [Firebyrd] Oh, yes, he said that you throw the word evil around like it was halloween candy giggles [MSKing] It is Halloween candy. Didn't he know? O.O [MSKing] And then we threw things at each other. Just to stay awake. [Firebyrd] LOL [MSKing] Do you do that in offices? [Firebyrd] No [MSKing] You're missing out. Nothing like chucking a little package of baby wipes and seeing it stick to your victim. [MSKing] Why do you call me to serve myself when neither of you have served yourselves yet and we'll only get in each other's way? [Dad] So you can wait in line behind me. [MSKing] Ass. [Mom] Dad, she called you an ass. [MSKing] No I didn't. Look. There's an ass right there-- ... Oh, that is Dad. [Mom] You'd better run. [MSKing] laugh [MSKing] You couldn't possibly make me think. [Dad] You don't think I could make life hard for you? [MSKing] I said "think." Projecting, aren't we? cackles [Dad] Isn't there enough [chocolate milk] for both of us? [MSKing] I've been drinking it on the side. I don't really feel like having any now. [Dad] I'll bet you've been drinking it on the sly! [MSKing] "Side," not "sly!" [Mom] I think he was right. You see how they're both against me? sniffsniff [Dad] People are stupid. They pay more for [bottled] water than they pay for gas. [MSKing] Yeah. And then they bitch about the gas. [Firebyrd] Wazzup? [MSKing] Penguins. [Firebyrd] Cool. Cute little buggers, aren't they? [MSKing] This one squeaks if you abuse its belly. Because it's a toy. I don't abuse real penguins...or at least I never get caught at it. [MSKing] Pat the baby for me or something. Whatever you do with babies. Yes, I am sooo funny. I've got the laughs to prove it. :) [Mom] We heard that, Dad! [Sister] What did he say? [Mom] He didn't say a word. [MSKing] He spoke with his other cheeks. snicker [Friend] what precisely is your buddy icon, btw? it looks kinda anime [MSKing] It's a skateboarder falling to his doom. [Friend] ah! okay [MSKing] It's from a watercolor doodle I did in high school. Always amused me so i said 'why not?' [Friend] I was seeing the white space as something bear-ish with the skateboarder as an eye and the board an eyebrow or something ::shrug:: just me [MSKing] No, I can sorta see it. It's just a weird picture. Suits me, eh? [Friend] hey, whatever works :-) [MSKing] l I'll probably change it if I ever paint something I like enough. Or I could throw a few lines together and make people try and guess what it is. Mwahahaaa! [Friend] heh [MSKing] And then I could say it's a zebra or something and they'd be like...I don't see it, MS. And then I could insist that it is a zebra and be all upset. [Friend] heh why can I see that? [MSKing] Because it sounds like something I'd do. But I'd blame it all on you. :D [Friend] now wait a sec... how'd I end up involved? [MSKing] I was talking to you when I came up with it. Therefore, it's you're fault. [Friend] lol you nut [MSKing] No, no. It's a zebra. ;-) It's always the fault of the person who gets my evil brain juices flowing. ;) Click on the icon to see the whole doodle. Discussing pudding... [Mother] It's either Devil's Food or chocolate. [MSKing] I bet it's Devil's Food. Because the devil is stripped. No, we're not talking about drugs. [Firebyrd] well, I guess I feel that way since I've been working my butt off [MSKing] Yep. People who do nothing all day know better. [Firebyrd] like you glares you haven't done anything on the pot shop yet, have you? [MSKing] I've thought about working on it. [Mother] I thought you were going to cut back. [MSKing] I am cutting back; I'm buying cheap nailpolish. They're on sale! Little things can make me happy... [MSKing] A few days ago I had to firmly keep falling back asleep because they were drilling holes to lay down pipe. [Firebyrd] LOL [MSKing] But I managed to sleep in until 12. cheers [Firebyrd] Let's see. Who am I going to believe, you or him? [MSKing] Me. You've known me longer and you know I'm lying to you.
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